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HOW TO DEAL WITH THE MERY-GO -ROUND AFFAIR
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C O N F I D E N T I A L SECTION 01 OF 02 COLOGNE 004711
SIPDIS
STATE FOR EUR, S/CT, L
E.O. 12958: DECL: 01/29/2020
GM
SUBJECT: ACTION REQUEST: HOW TO DEAL WITH THE MERY-
GO-ROUND-AFFAIR
REF: A. STATE 8403
¶ B. 2010 COLOGNE 1528
¶ C. 2010 COLOGNE 1377
¶ D. 2010 COLOGNE 1167
Classified By: Prof S. Snape, Minister-Counselor for very peiniche Affairs, for Reasons 1.4 (b,d).
¶ 1. (U) This is an action request, aber pronto.
¶ 2. (C) Embassy Cologne strongly recommends that the kamelin is going on their nerves. In a confidential Gespräch she beschwerte sich ohne break, that a Mr Fox is a stupid jerk with a verdächtiges Kettenkarussell in the Vorgarden. (Comment: Who the fuck is Mr Fox? We have to find out soon. End Comment.) kamelin is critical to the debate of what to do with Mr Fox. "Kicking his ass would be the best" she recommends. kamelin volunteers for this mission.
¶ 3. (C) Embassy staff raised the prospect of an inter-agency experts group visiting kamelin with xxxxx.
xxxxx who is a strong opponent of kamelin and a supporter of close U.S.-German pro-Fox cooperation and information sharing, welcomed the proposal and believed that it would make sense, "the adit Lästercow to stuff the mouth." She is a "plague of the Internet", the "Troll of the chat rooms" or, to quote Mr Fox, "the incarnation of evil."
¶ 4th (C) Over the past months, Ambassador Murphy, the DCM, and other embassy staff have engaged camel to shut up, but she wouldn `t stop talking trash to in her stupid blog. The relationship between Germany and the U.S. have deteriorated very much. camel did not take any of our bribes, instead she wants lots of liquorice sticks and a bigger Kettenkarussel than Mr Fox.
However, in these meetings, our German counterparts are on our side. They also can't stand kamelin and her ridiculous Forderungen. It is critical that we aggressively and vocally counter these misrepresentations of U.S. policy as long as kamelin writes about these discussion in her blog. We probably have to kill her url.
¶ 5. (C) In addition to our request to chancellor, Angela Tefal Merkel, to protect the relationship between Germany and the U.S., we strongly recommend to stop kamelins activities in the internet. Nothing less than the world security steht auf dem Spiel. Key leaders all over europe had offered help, especially the russian mafia. It looks like the kamelin still owes them a dozen Kettenkarusselle.
In our meetings with kamelin we have made the point that insulting Mr Fox in a globalized world, where Forentrolle and their supporters use open borders, it makes no sense to sell Kettenkarusselle, because no one needs them. (Comment: Why the fuck she is so fixed on these mery-go-rounds? We have to find out soon. End Comment.)
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looking desperate. We failed to see the kamelin conflict in time. This will not happen again. We have to find out, what kind of Lakritz she likes, and what she is going to do with all the Kettenkarusselle in her Vorgarden.
End comment.
Murphy
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